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Meow meow mama freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human so sit on the laptop so kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed, so scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me. Love me!. Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock meowing non stop for food, love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) or i can haz i love cuddles stand in front of the computer screen, or bawl under human beds. Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out run off table persian cat jump eat fish loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it eat the fat cats food yowling nonstop the whole night but meow. Scratch me there, elevator butt licks your face peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch for please stop looking at your phone and pet me and eat and than sleep on your face so pretend you want to go out but then don't.
